Chuck Norris Wishes You A Merry Christmas Doing A Split Between 2 C-5s

Inspired By True Events.

We don’t know where to start here, so we’ll just have to start at the beginning.

Chuck Norris inspired this animation by actually performing it in real life. Because our mere and simple non-Chuck-Norris eyes couldn’t handle that amount of beauty and perfection, animators had to recreate this glorious event so we could enjoy it too. Let’s just say it’s art imitating life.

Santa Tells Chuck Norris What He Wants.

So we can all kick off Christmas and the New Year the right way, Chuck Norris has graced World War Wings by standing on the wings of the USAF’s biggest cargo transport planes, namely, the C-5 Galaxies.

Now, let’s clear something up. Mr. Norris is not actually doing a split, although that might be what you think at first. Mr. Norris is actually pushing the planes apart with his legs. That’s what’s actually happening here.

Furthermore, we’re severely confused as to how those men standing on him didn’t get hurt by his hat. Anyone standing this close to him should already be dead. That’s the only true mystery in this video.